I just came for the garlic fries.. Jk let’s go doyerssss (at Dodger Stadium)
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
purple skeleton going the extra mile.
Impulse - $6.99
Buy me all of them
The names suit all the colours so fucking well
Goodbye, paycheck. Hello rainbow lips.
Read it over.
Let those words resonate in your mind.
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
modern angst story